Humpty Dumpty: Director’s Cut
Humpty Dumpty (extended) by Josh Allen
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty together again
And while the king’s men were fucking around
Genghis Khan’s army came into town
They killed all the men and raped all the women
This, a new home, for the Mongols to live in
The king was poisoned, drowned, and speared
They ripped out his eyes and shaved off his beard
They murdered his wizard, his wife, and his jester
They saw his daughter and began to molest her
The lesson to be learned here is essential
A moral full and ripe with potential
This is the truth; I’m not pulling your leg
The King lost his castle because of an egg